Last night, I was awoken at eleven by the shrieking of my phone telling me that there was a tornado imminent and that we needed to take shelter immediately. THIS IS AN EXTREMELY DANGEROUS SITUATION!!!!! the phone screamed at me. My husband didn’t want to pester the landlord to let us into the basement but my hysterics persuaded him otherwise, so, down w…
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